If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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