Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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