I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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