did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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