The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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