Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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