The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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