Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
