is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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