You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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