So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
as a side note pls kill me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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