She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
