He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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