that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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