Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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