i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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