sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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