If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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