You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Buhtt sex?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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