I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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