Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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