I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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