the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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