Pappa wants mamma naked
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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