there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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