I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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