also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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