my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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