And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
