Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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