Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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