i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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