i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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