He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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