no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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