Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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