whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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