the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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