i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
