sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
is that a dick in a sweater?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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