READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
wow bdsm is so cute
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