"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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