it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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