shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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