North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
