You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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