it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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