new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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