It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
