I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
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....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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