you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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