I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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