PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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